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TaB is Dead. Long Live TaB!

March 2nd, 2006

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TaB, oh TaB.
Sacred beverage from the dawn of diet soda.
Cruelly, you were rip’t from the shelves and our lives.
Saccharine.
Saccharine.
Tormented by the lies of carcinogenic folly.
Sadly, you departed.
Years pass.
[snap fingers]
The brave new sweetener, Sucralose by name,
Splenda by trade, sought you out.
Married together by the cola master,
Mingled with caffeine (95mg), ginseng (116mg),
taurine (785 mg) and carnitine (19 mg),
You bring us lift…
[snap fingers]
Graced with the mantle of Energy Drink
and burdened with the tiny can which that entails
Today, You live again

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Entry Filed under: Caffeine, Diet, General Health